101 Random Facts about Chris (in 10 installments...one will have 11)

1. Mt. Dew makes his gut "hurt"
2. He witnessed the end of a stand off between Mexican gangsters and the police
3. He likes to write short stories about the characters he plays in persistent online worlds
4. He wishes there were more "red hot" flavored frozen treats
5. He thinks the sheriff character on Twin Peaks is like Han Solo
6. His nipples get hard when he's excited, and not just sexually
7. He really likes board games, so much he went to a weekly board game playing group of strangers
8. While farting in the car he shouts "ole!"
9. He sent me new Wigwams while I was on my mission
10. I puked in his shoes